good boy story

Beware: The content of the website given below is so annoying and disturbing, 99% of people will experience puking and vomiting infront of the monitor and 1% will go Singapore to whack that fugly dick head and chop his head off. 

Ok, i give warning ady. Here is the link CLICK
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After viewing his blog, browsing his pathetic and retard video on his own (most stupid cut-and-paste i had ever seen).
And what is the worst part of all?

He even call himself as "THE UNIVERSE MOST LENG ZAI LIVING BEING"

and his website title is "Welcome to The World’s Most Handsome Guy Official Fan Web" !!!!!!

That is why, I will vote him as "THE MOST DISGUSTING MAN ON EARTH"

What about you?

    I seriously had no idea what happen the day before. But i did realise
some small acne "developing" on my face but i dun care it so much,
because normally it will fade away in the morning, so i went to my bed…

    And then, my own record breaking event finally toke place. "IT" was one of my worst nightmare and it happens on 1st of May, year 2007. When i woke up from my bed and went to toilet.

WHEN SUDDENTLY>>>>> I SAW SOMETHING ON MY FACE….
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9 Super Big PIMPLE All Pop Out TOGETHER On My Face ! ! ! !

     Wat the heck la…. it kind of look like they all are 1 "BIG FAMILY" and play a joke on my face…. >.<lll

            This will be a long blog, for those who think that it is a waste of time by reading it, den dun scroll down looooo…..

At last, April ended today, although it falls on my birthday, but it doesn’t seems good to me, and some of my friends. I can list some happy things happen in April, but I can list down tons of disaster happened in the month of April.

            Still remember 1^st of April, I got the 1^st prank by my friends, they said that E was in hospital  because too tired after playing squash and fainted in the room. And I even come out with my own conclusion that she fainted because ‘auntie visit’… =_=

            My birthday wishes starts to flow in, and I’m truly sorry for some of my friends because I lost all the contact number when my hp was stolen, I duno why some kids in college stil wan that small black and white hp which u cant sell it even for 50 bucks. Although it is old, canot function well, and outdated, but I love my hp….but… some of my evil fren always like to make fun of my precious hp.

Evil: Wahlao… Y duwan change your hp ohh.. so old ady, summore no camera or mms or 3G

Me : No money la… what to do…

Evil: Ohh… but good oso la, if got bad ppl come u can defense yourself 

by throwing your HP at them… hahahah…. Oh ya, u can even throw at dog if they chase u, WUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA…. (evil laugh)

Me: (speechless)…………

            It is holiday right now for my college. I had shifted out from the prison in my college and moved to a new paradise which is an apartment nearby my college before I went back to Malacca. I planned to go back to Pahang, but things juz dun end up quite well…. Becoz I’m stuck in Johor taking care of my 6 y/o nephew. He is smart and clever. He dun listen to kids song except in school, he prefer hits songs by Black eyed peas, Akon, Gwen Stefani, and so on.

            Recently, I bought something for myself. A pair of crab !!!

 

It cost only rm10 for both crab. It is easy to take care and their food is cheap too, cost around rm2 for 1 month. But… Everytime I tell someone I have crab as my pet, 99% of u will respond as:

ABC: When can I eat it?

PQR: Yeahh… got crab to eat.

XYZ: Crab? When u cook it u treat me eat arr…

ME: =_= Zzzzz…..

My brother gave me an extra pet today, a LIZARD which is black on top, and orange colour below its body.

Wuahahahah, cute cute… xD

     Kinda late for me to post a blog for CNY, but watever la, who cares? Actually, this blog is sort of a diary for me, juz wanna write some extra ordinary things down so that i wont forget wat hav i done in my 2007 CnY.

    New year Eve:
    My 1st new year without a proper set of new cloth. Gzz… way back when i was in 2ndary school, i already prepare everything 1 month earlier.
   
    Pray to "ti gong" or direct translation=sky god… I pray that my family wil stay healthy and i will not make my parents angry.
    I stil remember once i pray: "I wish that i could be with xxx or yyy this year and i wish that i could futher my relationship with xxx or yyy. And it always turn out that: 1) we never become anything more than frens. 2) Our relationship turn from good to bad, bad to worst. 3) XXX and YYY neva talk more than 5 sentence in that year O.o

    1St day of CNY !
    Wake up almost 12pm, wear new shirt, wish all my family member happy new year and take all the angpow, had my lunch, and sleep back… ^o^

    2nd day of CNY !
    OMG, my parents open shop ady, and ask me look after the shop. But watever la, coz i acting good boy so that i can go to Pahang Temerloh to meet my fren the next day.

    3rd day of CNY !
    Went to bus station but the bus ticket was sold out, so i toke a bus from Malacca->Kl->Temerloh, wasted around 1 hour and spend more than 5 hour to reach my destination.

    4th day of CNY !
    We planned to go cherating today. After a 30 minutes drive from Temerloh, My neighbour called…

Aunty: "Hello? Li Ren arr? I’m aunty arr.. where are u arr? I wan back my chicken la"
Me    : "Har??????? Wat chicken u talking about? "
Aunty: "Ohh.. the chicken i put in your house refrigerator, i wan to take back to KL,                when r u coming back, coz u take your house key from me and now i have no             key to enter your house?"
Me     : "………. duno, coz i’m not in temerloh"
Aunty: " Ok la, nevermine la.. *hang Up*

(but eventually aunty phoned my parents and told them and i get scolded from my parents… all becoz of that stupid chicken… )

In Cherating (same day)
    U havent seen a bubble talk handphone until u meet the ultimate handphone created by me. The steps are shown below.
*note: all the steps below really happend.

Step 1
Leave your handphone nearby seaside

Step 2
As sea level rise when time goes by, your handphone will start to swim in the sea

Step 3
Search for your handphone in the sea after 2 hours and call one of your friend or family, u can hear a "brruuub… brruubb…(ringtone) Helloozz… za.. za.. zazzazzzz…."

Bubble talk complete !
OK ! Now my handphone speaker oso gone case, only left vibrating >.<

5th day of CNY !

    Sleep like a dead pig after playing whole day. Wanted to see sun rise but everyone was in their dream land except SAM was awake and thinks that someone will follow him to watch it at 5am in da morning.

 

     I felt quite stupid doing nothing at home today becoz i dun hav to help my parents in their "feng shui" shop. So i decide i’m going to write something about myself again, and it will be related to something stupid as well. Below are the "chosen" top 5 most stupid things i had ever done in my entire life…..

"Studidest" No.5 (electric)

    I cant remember how old i am when this incident occurs. It was night time and i’m watching the television alone in my living room. I notice that the aquarium water pump was not functioning well. I took a screwdriver and try to check wat happen. I didn’t off the main switch that time ( i forgot ). 1st i reach down in that aquarium and check on the water pump. I couldn’t find any problem and i decide to check on the main switch. Wet hand+ metal screwdriver+ "switch-on"= electric shock

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Anyone one experience electric shock will know how pain it feels. If u get electric shock, u cant reflect your arm and move it out, i manage to escape becoz i cant stand and i fall down. My nerves system on my right hand felt so pain and it needs few days to recover….

(stupid rate= 70%)

 

"Stupidest" No.4 (speeding)

    It happen last year, I was driving alone and i notice it was around 2.30am, there was no other vehicle on the road basically and i started to accelerate. My car speed was around 110km/h to 120km/h that time. I was confident that i wont meet any obstacles along the road, and i told myself "i can  handle it". Suddenly…..ouT OF NO WHERE, UNCLE RIDING A BICYCLE CROSS THE ROAD INFRONT OF MY CARRrrrr !!! (Maybe he duno how fast i’m driving so he cross the road, or maybe "he" is something else) I turn my wheel to the right as fast as possible, and my car nearly fall to a big drain but i manage to drive back to my lane….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My hand was shaking and i really scare that time, and i feel so stupid for speeding in that narrow road. Now when i think back that incident, i’m glad i didn’t hit that old man or else i might already kill someone and turned up in prison….

(stupid rate= 75%)

 

"Stupidest" No.3 (Jumping)

    When i was 14 or 15, i did something really dumb. It was afternoon that day, and my parents were not at home… yeap, anything can happen when my parents are not around…
    I took an big umbrella ( i can still remember it was Shell petrol umbrella ) and went 2nd floor to my room. I went out to the balcony, open the umbrella and wanted to jump from there. It took my more than 30 minutes standing at the balcony and i finally have the courage to jump from there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hurt my leg after i landed on the concrete and i went up to do it one more time… +_+"

( stupid rate= 80%)

 

"Stupidest" No.2 (Blood Volcano)

    I was 12 y/o back then, i’m planning to create some airplane figure by using only paper. I follow the instruction in the book carefully and i want to make it perfect becoz it will be my piece of art. I remember i need to prepare knife, ruler, paper, and also a piece of glass to prevent cutting my table while i’m making the airplane figure. I couldn’t find the glass so i decided to take out one piece of glass from a display box made of glass. the display box almost look like this—>>>

 

         

 

and i wanted to take it off pieces by pieces —->

                        

Haizz… that is when the glass broke into half and i got my wrist cut, and for sure, blood burst out like volcano….

 

            

I was rush to clinic and got 7 stitches. Doctor say i’m lucky becoz it was very close to my blood veins or else i will be going to KL general hospital undergo a surgery. Instead of making that dumb airplane, I turn out making a piece of art on my hand….

(stupid rate =90%)

"Stupidest No.1 ( Fire = Fun )

    This is my number 1 spot in my most stupid act ever. I choose this becoz i almost explode a bottle of thinner… ( a kind of liquid that can clean oil based painting ). I was 9 years old, and i love to play fire. It was early in the morning, after my parents went out to work. I opened the door at the back of my house, took a bottle of thinner water and burn old newspaper and books. I have a maid back then that wash cloth for us, she is watching over me time to time as she scare i burn my self. I pour some thinner and to create a straight line, so when i light up the thinner with matches, it will turn out like a line of fire juz like in the movies.

    Something goes wrong while i was playing, becoz the fire manage to REACH THE BOTTLE OF THINNER !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    I ran away from there after my house maid shouted my name and ask me to get away from there. Lucky for me it never explode infront of my face….

(stupid rate= 110% )

    After working for 2 hours in my shop, finally my stomach started struggling for food… so i decided to go to a mamak shop juz about 100 meters away from mahkota parade. After finish my meal, the sky turned dark n i suppose it will rain soonner or later. So i decide to go back to my shop.
    The next 30 second was 1 of my "sweet" memory of my life time… while i was walking b, i didn’t notice there was a minor construction going on….. a steel was in front of me+ i never notice it + looking other place= BANG on the steel bar. I still can feel the impact on my head now, after hitting that steel, i feel like i was on drug or taking ecstasy that time, or after drinking 5 bottle of heineken beer be’coz my head is SPINnnning around.
    I manage to continue walking n expect nth will happend to me…
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"EHhh ?? Y my head got "water" arr?? " i ask myself, when i touch my head, my hand was full of BLOODDDDdd… OMG, my head bleeding !!! It was quite cooI  actually, i feel like i’m in one of those Hong Kong gangster movie—->>>>>

Dai lou !! Hang on, come we carry u !!

    I quickly hold my head with my hand, n RUSH to a nearby washroom. Thank god i was lucky, the toilet auntie was so kind, she let me enter for free when she saw my head covered with blood. Anyway, if u all were wondering how my head looks like after hitting that stupid steel, it was kindda look like this —–>>>>

mak cik, can i buy tissue to wipe my face?

 

After washing my head with water, it kindda look like this —–>>>>

Thks for the tower ya…

    I went to a clinic nearby for instant check-up. It really really really pissed me off because the doctor really "pump" up my blood presure. Doctor: "Comee nearr mme boyy (in strong indian slang), Let me see ur head… Hmmm… ok *touch* *touch*, Ohh… *touch* *touch*, okok. I will giv u a shot now".

    What??? That doctor never even stop the bleeding on my head, and worst part is juz "emm emm ahh ahh ohh ohh ok ok" and start to "shoot" me on my arm….

Haizzz…. what a "perfect" day for me….

Where is all my blog ?? Sad sad…