Archive for November, 2006

Top 5 most stupid thing

Sunday, November 26th, 2006

 

     I felt quite stupid doing nothing at home today becoz i dun hav to help my parents in their "feng shui" shop. So i decide i’m going to write something about myself again, and it will be related to something stupid as well. Below are the "chosen" top 5 most stupid things i had ever done in my entire life…..

"Studidest" No.5 (electric)

    I cant remember how old i am when this incident occurs. It was night time and i’m watching the television alone in my living room. I notice that the aquarium water pump was not functioning well. I took a screwdriver and try to check wat happen. I didn’t off the main switch that time ( i forgot ). 1st i reach down in that aquarium and check on the water pump. I couldn’t find any problem and i decide to check on the main switch. Wet hand+ metal screwdriver+ "switch-on"= electric shock

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Anyone one experience electric shock will know how pain it feels. If u get electric shock, u cant reflect your arm and move it out, i manage to escape becoz i cant stand and i fall down. My nerves system on my right hand felt so pain and it needs few days to recover….

(stupid rate= 70%)

 

"Stupidest" No.4 (speeding)

    It happen last year, I was driving alone and i notice it was around 2.30am, there was no other vehicle on the road basically and i started to accelerate. My car speed was around 110km/h to 120km/h that time. I was confident that i wont meet any obstacles along the road, and i told myself "i can  handle it". Suddenly…..ouT OF NO WHERE, UNCLE RIDING A BICYCLE CROSS THE ROAD INFRONT OF MY CARRrrrr !!! (Maybe he duno how fast i’m driving so he cross the road, or maybe "he" is something else) I turn my wheel to the right as fast as possible, and my car nearly fall to a big drain but i manage to drive back to my lane….

 

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My hand was shaking and i really scare that time, and i feel so stupid for speeding in that narrow road. Now when i think back that incident, i’m glad i didn’t hit that old man or else i might already kill someone and turned up in prison….

(stupid rate= 75%)

 

"Stupidest" No.3 (Jumping)

    When i was 14 or 15, i did something really dumb. It was afternoon that day, and my parents were not at home… yeap, anything can happen when my parents are not around…
    I took an big umbrella ( i can still remember it was Shell petrol umbrella ) and went 2nd floor to my room. I went out to the balcony, open the umbrella and wanted to jump from there. It took my more than 30 minutes standing at the balcony and i finally have the courage to jump from there.

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I hurt my leg after i landed on the concrete and i went up to do it one more time… +_+"

( stupid rate= 80%)

 

"Stupidest" No.2 (Blood Volcano)

    I was 12 y/o back then, i’m planning to create some airplane figure by using only paper. I follow the instruction in the book carefully and i want to make it perfect becoz it will be my piece of art. I remember i need to prepare knife, ruler, paper, and also a piece of glass to prevent cutting my table while i’m making the airplane figure. I couldn’t find the glass so i decided to take out one piece of glass from a display box made of glass. the display box almost look like this—>>>

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and i wanted to take it off pieces by pieces —->

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Haizz… that is when the glass broke into half and i got my wrist cut, and for sure, blood burst out like volcano….

 

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I was rush to clinic and got 7 stitches. Doctor say i’m lucky becoz it was very close to my blood veins or else i will be going to KL general hospital undergo a surgery. Instead of making that dumb airplane, I turn out making a piece of art on my hand….

(stupid rate =90%)

"Stupidest No.1 ( Fire = Fun )

    This is my number 1 spot in my most stupid act ever. I choose this becoz i almost explode a bottle of thinner… ( a kind of liquid that can clean oil based painting ). I was 9 years old, and i love to play fire. It was early in the morning, after my parents went out to work. I opened the door at the back of my house, took a bottle of thinner water and burn old newspaper and books. I have a maid back then that wash cloth for us, she is watching over me time to time as she scare i burn my self. I pour some thinner and to create a straight line, so when i light up the thinner with matches, it will turn out like a line of fire juz like in the movies.

    Something goes wrong while i was playing, becoz the fire manage to REACH THE BOTTLE OF THINNER !!!

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    I ran away from there after my house maid shouted my name and ask me to get away from there. Lucky for me it never explode infront of my face….

(stupid rate= 110% )

Ouch !! That hurts…

Friday, November 10th, 2006

    After working for 2 hours in my shop, finally my stomach started struggling for food… so i decided to go to a mamak shop juz about 100 meters away from mahkota parade. After finish my meal, the sky turned dark n i suppose it will rain soonner or later. So i decide to go back to my shop.
    The next 30 second was 1 of my "sweet" memory of my life time… while i was walking b, i didn’t notice there was a minor construction going on….. a steel was in front of me+ i never notice it + looking other place= BANG on the steel bar. I still can feel the impact on my head now, after hitting that steel, i feel like i was on drug or taking ecstasy that time, or after drinking 5 bottle of heineken beer be’coz my head is SPINnnning around.
    I manage to continue walking n expect nth will happend to me…
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"EHhh ?? Y my head got "water" arr?? " i ask myself, when i touch my head, my hand was full of BLOODDDDdd… OMG, my head bleeding !!! It was quite cooI  actually, i feel like i’m in one of those Hong Kong gangster movie—->>>>>Images_1

Dai lou !! Hang on, come we carry u !!

    I quickly hold my head with my hand, n RUSH to a nearby washroom. Thank god i was lucky, the toilet auntie was so kind, she let me enter for free when she saw my head covered with blood. Anyway, if u all were wondering how my head looks like after hitting that stupid steel, it was kindda look like this —–>>>>


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mak cik, can i buy tissue to wipe my face?

 

After washing my head with water, it kindda look like this —–>>>>

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Thks for the tower ya…

    I went to a clinic nearby for instant check-up. It really really really pissed me off because the doctor really "pump" up my blood presure. Doctor: "Comee nearr mme boyy (in strong indian slang), Let me see ur head… Hmmm… ok *touch* *touch*, Ohh… *touch* *touch*, okok. I will giv u a shot now".

    What??? That doctor never even stop the bleeding on my head, and worst part is juz "emm emm ahh ahh ohh ohh ok ok" and start to "shoot" me on my arm….

Haizzz…. what a "perfect" day for me….