good boy story

 

     I felt quite stupid doing nothing at home today becoz i dun hav to help my parents in their "feng shui" shop. So i decide i’m going to write something about myself again, and it will be related to something stupid as well. Below are the "chosen" top 5 most stupid things i had ever done in my entire life…..

"Studidest" No.5 (electric)

    I cant remember how old i am when this incident occurs. It was night time and i’m watching the television alone in my living room. I notice that the aquarium water pump was not functioning well. I took a screwdriver and try to check wat happen. I didn’t off the main switch that time ( i forgot ). 1st i reach down in that aquarium and check on the water pump. I couldn’t find any problem and i decide to check on the main switch. Wet hand+ metal screwdriver+ "switch-on"= electric shock

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Anyone one experience electric shock will know how pain it feels. If u get electric shock, u cant reflect your arm and move it out, i manage to escape becoz i cant stand and i fall down. My nerves system on my right hand felt so pain and it needs few days to recover….

(stupid rate= 70%)

 

"Stupidest" No.4 (speeding)

    It happen last year, I was driving alone and i notice it was around 2.30am, there was no other vehicle on the road basically and i started to accelerate. My car speed was around 110km/h to 120km/h that time. I was confident that i wont meet any obstacles along the road, and i told myself "i can  handle it". Suddenly…..ouT OF NO WHERE, UNCLE RIDING A BICYCLE CROSS THE ROAD INFRONT OF MY CARRrrrr !!! (Maybe he duno how fast i’m driving so he cross the road, or maybe "he" is something else) I turn my wheel to the right as fast as possible, and my car nearly fall to a big drain but i manage to drive back to my lane….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My hand was shaking and i really scare that time, and i feel so stupid for speeding in that narrow road. Now when i think back that incident, i’m glad i didn’t hit that old man or else i might already kill someone and turned up in prison….

(stupid rate= 75%)

 

"Stupidest" No.3 (Jumping)

    When i was 14 or 15, i did something really dumb. It was afternoon that day, and my parents were not at home… yeap, anything can happen when my parents are not around…
    I took an big umbrella ( i can still remember it was Shell petrol umbrella ) and went 2nd floor to my room. I went out to the balcony, open the umbrella and wanted to jump from there. It took my more than 30 minutes standing at the balcony and i finally have the courage to jump from there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hurt my leg after i landed on the concrete and i went up to do it one more time… +_+"

( stupid rate= 80%)

 

"Stupidest" No.2 (Blood Volcano)

    I was 12 y/o back then, i’m planning to create some airplane figure by using only paper. I follow the instruction in the book carefully and i want to make it perfect becoz it will be my piece of art. I remember i need to prepare knife, ruler, paper, and also a piece of glass to prevent cutting my table while i’m making the airplane figure. I couldn’t find the glass so i decided to take out one piece of glass from a display box made of glass. the display box almost look like this—>>>

 

         

 

and i wanted to take it off pieces by pieces —->

                        

Haizz… that is when the glass broke into half and i got my wrist cut, and for sure, blood burst out like volcano….

 

            

I was rush to clinic and got 7 stitches. Doctor say i’m lucky becoz it was very close to my blood veins or else i will be going to KL general hospital undergo a surgery. Instead of making that dumb airplane, I turn out making a piece of art on my hand….

(stupid rate =90%)

"Stupidest No.1 ( Fire = Fun )

    This is my number 1 spot in my most stupid act ever. I choose this becoz i almost explode a bottle of thinner… ( a kind of liquid that can clean oil based painting ). I was 9 years old, and i love to play fire. It was early in the morning, after my parents went out to work. I opened the door at the back of my house, took a bottle of thinner water and burn old newspaper and books. I have a maid back then that wash cloth for us, she is watching over me time to time as she scare i burn my self. I pour some thinner and to create a straight line, so when i light up the thinner with matches, it will turn out like a line of fire juz like in the movies.

    Something goes wrong while i was playing, becoz the fire manage to REACH THE BOTTLE OF THINNER !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    I ran away from there after my house maid shouted my name and ask me to get away from there. Lucky for me it never explode infront of my face….

(stupid rate= 110% )

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